Everything Looney

2008-07-16T13:00:00.004+01:00

2008-05-07T21:33:00.008+01:00

Poor cat...

Duh!

Pervert!

Have a cup of...cats?

Supermouse

Hey! Did you have shark for dinner?

Hey, let me teach you a new game!

Schumacher reincarnated

Cat threesome

Cute cats

2008-04-23T21:51:00.009+01:00

Installing Love

2008-04-15T22:21:00.002+01:00

Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart, ma’am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running, ma’am?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components ” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

Crazy Cartoons

2008-02-20T21:57:00.008Z

2008-02-05T14:43:00.001Z

What a nice view...

Alcoholic cat

Don't fart!

Hiding from my wife

Love story

Want to hear me play?

Invisible chair

Love story 2

2007-12-29T00:24:00.000Z

"Hey dude! What do you think you're doing?!"

This will surely catch men's attention

I'm sure their parents are very proud

"Let me give you a hand!"

She must have been very excited

Stunt bear

The perfect gaming chair

He sure does love dancing

That must be fun :))

"That's it! Stand still!"

I mean literally...

How to make condensed milk

"Why are they all laughing?"

What a gentleman!

Very artistic

I don't know anything about no bird!

Children, be nice or else...

I wonder if he's still alive

Gotcha!

Owned!

That's funny

You must admit this is funny

Very subtle indeed

This is wrong, but still very funny

Lost in translation

That looks scary

2007-12-28T18:37:00.000Z

Hot party

Nice one...

Licence and registration please!

Romanian housewives

When obsession goes beyond life

Call me!

I don't think they'll be home until next month

Mom, I want a brother!!!

Alcohol is bad for your image

Age doesn't matter...

We're out of toilets, please use the closest traffic light!

Forced ejection

Union Plaza-Bucharest: everyone wants to see the biggest Christmas tree in Europe :))

The dog and the bone

Team work

Do you have the guts to see if it's true?

Who needs a car when you have a head?!

Hi-tech mirror

High precision

Please God, give us a big juicy bone!

Now you won't be bored anymore when you're sitting on the loo

You could be the next winner!

"Is this all you got? Come on! Faster! Faster!"

Poor guy

"Boo!"

Come in, please!

2007-12-27T23:24:00.000Z

Little Red Riding Hood and "Granny"

A satisfying winter

That's a very special kind of mushroom!

Romanian professionalism

Winter bike

This one reminds me of Hostel 2

American life

Hopefully he won't roll in his sleep

Pepsi's latest marketing strategy

This is what you get for turning your back at the zoo

Ouch!

Poor baby

Nasty!

Now I know why they say pigs are similar to men

Really?! I couldn't tell...

What's up with these cats?

"We'll see who's making fun of who..."

Simply amazing!

Nice haircut

Honey let's pull over here!

Funny Cats

2007-10-05T21:23:00.000+01:00

I simply love this series of funny cats videos. Enjoy!